Thanks for the wonderful 1,5 years, Southeast Asia:)

A bit of ma boi

Congrats India, but curry is still a bigger achievement:)

"Hi, how are you" is good, but friendship with my closest friend started with me threatening her. I said I'm gonna cover your front door with dog **** because she annoyed me. It's definitely not universal advice, but in general, trying something unusual and putting more effort is a good idea 🙂

One Asian girl asked me to send a selfie and I sent her this. She said "your beard is so scary" and quit the dialog. So I thought it would be fair to let you know this is how I look like 70% of the time and that guy on my pfp with a smooth face is a rare thing. Beware, asian girls, boo 😂

Breaking news: Cristiano Ronaldo died from the biggest butthurt in the history.

Idk if you are interested, but I'll be in a hiking trip for 10 days, so bye:)