I don't care for your lies! I want my present!! If you do not provide this I expect you to send me plane tickets to visit your lovely country and accommodation to boot :p

You disappoint me sir!

"L'enfer c'est les autres" I like this quote :)

Actually, you are 2 years late in sending my gift you swine!

PS. Sorry about all of the grammatical/spelling errors!

I am *finally* about to start reading catch 22 tonight. It reminds me of you (because of your email address obviously) anyway, I thought of you and though I'd say hi! So hi! Hope all is going well for you and I am still awaiting my "Louisiana care package" it was supposed to be here by my birthday LAST YEAR, and now it is like 3 weeks til my birthday this year. Hopefully this time around you will not disappoint me Carl!! :D xx

hey how are you ? x

I am very curious. Cats and dogs, you ate them for real?

ummm.. im going to read that then.

Im gonna look into that book, maybe it will be the next book im gonna read! thank youuuuu!! you can tell me about it if you want to... maybe you can save me from a deeep deeep research!

Okay. Sorry I've just never seen anything like it